Announcer: And the Award Goes to: Grasshopper Wheat Ale!

<<Cut to  scene where -- at first -- Grasshopper looks over his shoulder before he has a moment of realization. He has just taken home Gold at the 2009 Canadian Brewing Awards. He stands up, brushes of his pants and makes his way to the front of the room. Canadian Brewing Awards hands big, shiny trophy to the friendly Grasshopper, who is dressed in a tuxedo. Grasshopper looks around the room. >>

Grasshopper: I would like to thank my mom, and all of you who have continued to support me. It's a competitive world out there. Thank you for picking me... a little Grasshopper.

<<Grasshopper looks to the sky and blinks a few times as he tries to suppress his bubbling emotions. The crowd in front of the stage waits patiently for him to wrap up his speech before they grab him, hoist him over their heads and pass him around the stadium, all the while cheering and laughing.>>

The End.